D and I love this show – we record it every week to make sure we never miss an episode and have fun predicting the outcome each week. It is a bit less fun now that I know the winner (yes, I know things, or rather I know people who really know things 🙂 ) because I have to force myself not to say anything but still a great show!
Last night we watched this past week’s episode and I noticed that they are now accepting applications for the next season.
Dear Food Network,
I should be picked as the next Food Network Star because even at 16 months I am fabulous in the kitchen! I like to cook in my pajamas and diaper and never spill a thing! I like to work with pots that can go on the stove (I make a wonderful parsley bottle soup) and in the oven and in the fridge, (hmmm, possible product line here?). Just like a pearl, I know to bite the pot to make sure it is the one I want.
These video’s are not quite the quality I am sure you prefer, but they show my expertise in the kitchen. But they were shot at 6:30 am, which shows that I can cook any time of the day 🙂
I treat my food with respect – I like to say “bye bye” to the pot before I put it in the fridge.
I know that books do not belong in the over and I take them out immediately. (this is one of my favorite books though)
And even when I get frustrated, I am able to work out any problems I come across – like the pan not fitting on the shelf or the pot not sitting right in the oven.
But I am more than just a wonderful chef!
I am very good looking and photograph well
I can work out a puzzle (and if asked I will tell you that on my shirt is a turtle, because I learned how to say turtle the other day 🙂 )
and after a hard day of cooking, I can relax and kick back and enjoy a good game of Row Row in the rocking chair.
I look forward to hearing from you and staring in my own show as soon as the child labor laws let me!